The Carol Burnett Show (TV Series)

Barbara Eden, Leonard Nimoy, & Jonathan Winters (1967)

Harvey Korman: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Walter Crankcase : I've often wondered, sir, can you simply look at a man and tell if he's a criminal type?

  Warden Lewis Hack : Certainly. It always for the most part shows in the eyes and in the hands. That is, if you know what to look for.

  Walter Crankcase : Well what do you look for?

  Warden Lewis Hack : Well you look for a mask over the eyes and a gun in the hand.

• Walter Crankcase : I've noticed that the prisoners seem to be rather well behaved here.

  Warden Lewis Hack : Well, we try to use a little psychology and understanding along with the constant beatings.

• Invisible Man : Where's my little kiss?

  Mrs. Invisible Man : Where are your little lips?