The Carol Burnett Show (TV Series)
Eddie Albert, Lucille Ball, and Nancy Wilson (1968)
Carol Burnett: Self - Host, Various
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Quotes
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Hostess : [as Marion, to Julia] I want to introduce you to my friends. Julia, this is Chester Marfack, the town mortician. Chester, this is Julia, the town negro.
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Hostess : [as Marion, answering the door to Nancy Wilson] Why, it's a negro.
[organ sting]
Hostess : The first negro we've ever had in Canoga Falls.
Nancy Wilson : [as Julia] Hello. I've come to integrate your town.
Hostess : [as Marion] Wonderful news.
Nancy Wilson : [as Julia] My name is Julia. I graduated from college when I was 15, medical school at 15, phi beta kappa, summa cum laude, and I'm up for the Nobel Prize.
Hostess : [as Marion] Good for you, Julia.
Nancy Wilson : [as Julia] Well, I could have gone further, if it hadn't been for discrimination.
Hostess : [as Marion] Tell me, do you have a place to live yet?
Nancy Wilson : [as Julia] No, I don't.
Hostess : [as Marion, indicating her home] Would you like to live here?
Nancy Wilson : [as Julia] Would I have to pay rent?
Hostess : [as Marion] I'm a liberal, but I'm not a fanatic. Tell me, are you married?
Nancy Wilson : [as Julia] I'm a widow.
Hostess : [as Marion] Oh! A black widow.