The Carol Burnett Show (TV Series)

Eddie Albert, Lucille Ball, and Nancy Wilson (1968)

Nancy Wilson: Self

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Quotes 

• Hostess : [as Marion, answering the door to Nancy Wilson]  Why, it's a negro.

  [organ sting] 

  Hostess : The first negro we've ever had in Canoga Falls.

  Nancy Wilson : [as Julia]  Hello. I've come to integrate your town.

  Hostess : [as Marion]  Wonderful news.

  Nancy Wilson : [as Julia]  My name is Julia. I graduated from college when I was 15, medical school at 15, phi beta kappa, summa cum laude, and I'm up for the Nobel Prize.

  Hostess : [as Marion]  Good for you, Julia.

  Nancy Wilson : [as Julia]  Well, I could have gone further, if it hadn't been for discrimination.

  Hostess : [as Marion]  Tell me, do you have a place to live yet?

  Nancy Wilson : [as Julia]  No, I don't.

  Hostess : [as Marion, indicating her home]  Would you like to live here?

  Nancy Wilson : [as Julia]  Would I have to pay rent?

  Hostess : [as Marion]  I'm a liberal, but I'm not a fanatic. Tell me, are you married?

  Nancy Wilson : [as Julia]  I'm a widow.

  Hostess : [as Marion]  Oh! A black widow.