- Harry: What do you do in politics?
- Chester Coolidge Harding: I'm learning the fundamentals at the moment. You know, graft, bribery, tampering with the voting machines
- Bitsy: I'll never forget the big love of my life. He was a musician.
- Stella: Oh yeah? Where did you meet him?
- Bitsy: At my 2nd husband's funeral. What a rascal. There he was playing "Rock of Ages" and giving me the eye.
- Stella: Did you marry him?
- Bitsy: No. We broke up. His family didn't like me.
- Stella: Oh, his mother and father.
- Bitsy: No, his wife and kids.