- Tyrone Biggums: Imma tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks.
- Wayne Brady: [during the end credits] Paul Mooney did that thing, he did that thing about white people and Bryant Gumbel. Next thing I know,
- [referring to Dave]
- Wayne Brady: this man calls me. No one calls each other in show business, because they're all too arrogant. He calls me.
- [imitating Dave]
- Wayne Brady: "Wayne! Hey, man!"
- [normal voice, Dave laughs]
- Wayne Brady: Not like he was scared. But he called me and said, "Hey, look, you know what? I really respect you and I would love for you to come out and do the show." I cancelled three of my shows to come and do this because that, that meant so much.
- [applause as Dave and Wayne hug each other]