- Sabrina Duncan: [talking to Kelly on her car phone after Kelly's crash] "What is it with you and cars, Kelly?"
- Kelly Garrett: [Attempting to charm the brawny, bare-chested apartment manager who caught her snooping] You know, Red, I think you'd make a great "Stud of the Month." You make Burt Reynolds look like one of the Seven Dwarfs.
- Red Loomis: Forget it! You know, you Gloria Steinem-type broads turn me off. Just because a guy's put together right you think he doesn't have a brain in his head. Y'know, I get real tired of being looked at like nothing but a sex object.
- Jill Munroe: [Discussing the case with Kelly and Sabrina] One thing I do know: he's not involved in Karen's murder.
- Kelly Garrett: Female instinct?
- Jill Munroe: Angel instinct.
- Jill Munroe: [Telling Bosley what to do should she not survive this assignment] Just tell Charlie I want a simple funeral - y'know, no frills, no fuss - and then I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Charlie's waterbed.
- Jill Munroe: How much do I get paid?
- Jessica Farmer: Ten per cent of the settlement to you, ten to Betty. The rest is none of your business.
- Hugh Morris: [on phone] Well now, what do you mean, Harry? What do you mean you can't get a camel for the convertible commercial?
- [Jill opens the door to his office, Morris gives her a sign to come on in]
- Hugh Morris: No, definitely not. I do not want the hippo again. Have you ever tried to work with a lovesick hippo?
- [hangs up]
- Jeremy Carr: Miss Farmer, you have a college education and I am stuck on a five letter word for heavenly creature.
- Jessica Farmer: Try 'angel'.
- Jill Munroe: Sabrina, do you know how easy it is to get a birth certificate?
- Sabrina Duncan: Sure. Two bucks and a postage stamp.