- Al Norman: Well, now. Here's looking at you, kid.
- Kris Munroe: [laughs] You didn't really just say that.
- Kris Munroe: Hello.
- Al Norman: I think it's time you start leveling with me, doll.
- Kris Munroe: Doll? Again with the old movie dialogue.
- Al Norman: Never mind the dialogue, let's get to the plot.
- Kris Munroe: Listen, you musical comedy mobster, I've had it up to here with your bad dialogue and bad manners.
- John Bosley: Where's Tiffany?
- Kelly Garrett: In the powder room. Something about a toe you stepped on during the tango.
- John Bosley: Impossible.
- Steve: Okay, so I'll find someone else. Broads, they're like streetcars, you know, one comes along every ten minutes.
- Al Norman: Listen blondie, I'm getting really impatient with you!
- Kris Munroe: Blondie'? You've really got to stop saying stuff like that.
- Elton Mills: I, uh, suppose I'll have to dispose of you somehow. I have to think about this.
- Kelly Garrett: Take all the time you need.
- Elton Mills: You realize of course that I'm very disappointed in you.
- Kelly Garrett: I guess I'm not the only one... who disappointed you, I mean. Billy too?
- Elton Mills: Well, did you hear what he said about my music? "Cornball muck"! Did you hear him say that?
- Kris Munroe: Well, I hate to say it but I think I believe him. These two are just low enough to do something like that.
- Tiffany Welles: You know what? You're right.