- Alexander Cruz: [after Jill has convinced him to offer disco classes at the studio] I am aware of the disco mania. I don't really like it myself, but I think young girls look well doing it.
- Jill Munroe: [elaborating on Sabrina's cover] Sabrina Walker. Her father's Stuart Walker. He has a city in Alaska named after him, a line of luncheon meats, and then there's always Walker Broadcasting.
- John Bosley: [while playing Scrabble with Sabrina] "Chutzpah"? You can't use that!
- Sabrina Duncan: You can if you got it!
- Alexander Cruz: That was yesterday when your name was Walker. Today is today, Mr. Bosley.
- John Bosley: And tomorrow is tomorrow is tomorrow.
- Kelly Garrett: If we're gonna stand around quoting Shakespeare, it's gonna be a very tedious day.
- Kelly Garrett: I'm gonna make you one more offer, Bosley, and you're going to take it: thirty thousand dollars.
- John Bosley: Your offers are as tedious as my Shakespeare.