- John Bosley: [fake posh English accent] And I warn you, my dear lady: my intentions are questionable. Oh yes, I fully intend to steal your famed recipe for baked papaya with grounded armadillo.
- Freddie Brander: [posing as an English Lord] I should like that table abroad the window.
- Maitre d'hotel: I'm afraid that is impossible. That table is occupied... by Mr. Salim.
- Freddie Brander: And what may I ask is a Salim?
- Faris Salim: Lord and Lady Brander, I am flattered that you would come on such short notice.
- Sabrina Duncan: Well, it was the... uniqueness of your gift.
- [holds up the broche around her neck]
- Faris Salim: You have it mounted already. I am indeed flattered.
- Freddie Brander: No need to be flattered, old chap. She has everything mounted. When I pass over to my eternal reward, I expect I'll be stuffed and put over the fireplace myself.
- Faris Salim: [polite laughter] What a sense of humor you English have.