- Sabrina Duncan: Why don't you two take Sylvia's place and the girl who hasn't signed in yet. What's her name, Cole?
- John Bosley: Yeah.
- Sabrina Duncan: Yeah.
- Kris Munroe: Hold it, hold it. How come all of a sudden we're the ones running?
- Sabrina Duncan: Well, you thought of it, and you agreed. Is that reasonable?
- John Bosley: Perfectly.
- Kris Munroe: Terrific.
- Kelly Garrett: Reasonable.
- Kelly Garrett: You think the gate guard's gonna buy this? 20A and 20B?
- John Bosley: Well, if he says anything, tell him you're part of an entry. You know, like in a horse race.
- Kris Munroe: Yeah, but what if he doesn't know from entries? Then what do we do?
- John Bosley: You're in running clothes, outrun him.
- Kelly Garrett: [referring to Sheik Hassir] Is that the grim reaper or a man in a shawl?
- Kris Munroe: Or a very ugly lady in a shawl.
- Sabrina Duncan: Well, if you gotta be run down, better by a limo, huh?
- Ernie Flack: [adressing Jane, Jan & June] Okay, remember: we're risking a lot here, today. You all love Ernie?
- June Marshall: We're fond of ya, Ernie.
- Ernie Flack: Okay, you know me, never pushy.
- Jan Marshall: If this works, we'll love you, Ernie.
- Ernie Flack: Let's not negotiate. I'll settle for 'fond'.
- Twilliger: [addressing all four of the Townsend detectives] Now, I'm about to be interviewed, and you're all about to disappear, okay? Don't rain on my parade, capisce?
- Lashi Hassir: Most noble father, I have told you: this is part of being an American.
- Hassir: Running in the streets, half dressed?
- Lashi Hassir: Oh, noble father, I want to be a part of America. I want to learn of it's people and it's customs.
- Hassir: But how can I be a benevolent and protective father if you're not at my side, always?
- Kris Munroe: Mr. Twilliger?
- Twilliger: Oh, I thought we said goodbye earlier.
- Kelly Garrett: Oh, well we decided to stick around and help you with your problem.
- Twilliger: Aw, well, my problem is that you're sticking around.