- Kris Munroe: No murder weapon, no body, no I.D. on the victim. And we don't even know who this Buckley is, for sure.
- Sabrina Duncan: What about the fingerprints on that glass that I took?
- John Bosley: No, no luck there either. He either used acid or had surgery performed on them. Wiped as smooth as a fat man's smile.
- Jill Munroe: You must be Samantha. I haven't seen you since you were a toddler.
- [patronisingly holds her hand close to the ground to indicate small height]
- Sam: I was never a toddler.
- John Bosley: I'm inclined to agree with that.
- Jill Munroe: Eh, Sam, how did you happen to call me? I haven't been in the country in months.
- Sam: I found your number in Aunt Charlotte's private phone book, squished between 25 men...
- Sam: All right, you don't have to help me, I'll catch the murderer myself. And I hope I get killed doing it. Then you'll have my blood on your hands and your dresses and your face and your -
- [the Angels stop her from going any further]
- Sabrina Duncan: [bad Irish accent] I've never worked above the fourth floor and... why a man as wealthy as yourself would prefer to live like a squirrel among the trees is beyond me, sir, if you don't mind me saying so.
- Kris Munroe: [about Jill having a hunch] Well, it may be pure chauvinism, but I always trust a woman's intuition.
- [Kelly has just arrived at Victor Buckley's apartment for the first time, where Sabrina is undercover as the new Irish maid, Katie]
- Sabrina Duncan: Whom shall I say is calling?
- Kelly Garrett: Kelly.
- Kelly Garrett: [as she heads out toward the area where Victor keeps his plants] Oh! Tulips!
- Victor Buckley: [entering the room] What is it, Katie?
- Victor Buckley: [walking toward Sabrina and seeing Kelly out by the plants] Who is that?
- Sabrina Duncan: Says her name's Kelly O'Tulips, sir. She's a good looker, but, uh, no manners.
- Victor Buckley: O'Tulips?
- Sabrina Duncan: Yes sir.
- Sam: [in response to Victor Buckley's veiled threats] If I say yes, you'll get mad at me, and if I say no, you won't believe me. So I think I'll take the fifth... if you don't mind.