Charlie's Angels (TV Series)

Night of the Strangler (1976)

Jaclyn Smith: Kelly Garrett, Dana Cameron

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Quotes 

• Alec Witt : I only work here.

  Kelly Garrett : Photographer?

  Alec Witt : No, actually, I only carry these around to accent my wardrobe.

  [indicating his cameras] 

• Kelly Garrett : This jacket is like a tarantula, it keeps grabbing me!

• John Bosley : All of our prime candidates have alibis for the time of the murder.

  Kelly Garrett : So our assignment is to shoot at the alibis until we find one that leaks?

• Kevin St. Clair : I foresee a long and happy relationship for just the two of us.

  Kelly Garrett : Because I look like Dana Cameron?

  Kevin St. Clair : I have affairs with all my models, didn't anyone tell you that?

  Kelly Garrett : I guess they didn't.

  Kevin St. Clair : So it really doesn't matter who you look like.

  Kelly Garrett : Oh, I like subtle men, Mr. St. Clair.

• Kelly Garrett : Do you think you can coral Woodman?

  Jill Munroe : Ooh, faster than Roy Rogers!

  Kelly Garrett : Roy Rogers?

  Jill Munroe : Yeah, in my tomboy years, I was a real Roy Rogers freak. Ah, do you know when Trigger died, they stuffed him!

  [laughs] 

  Jill Munroe : Is nothing sacred anymore?

• Sabrina Duncan : Well, it wasn't Woodman, that's for sure. Jill was with him and I was following them.

  Kelly Garrett : Where'd you leave him?

  Jill Munroe : My house. I said I had a headache, he didn't push it.

  Kelly Garrett : Gosh, you're over the hill at 24?

  Jill Munroe : [laughs]  Very funny.

  [turns to Sabrina before she can speak] 

  Jill Munroe : You shut up!

• Sabrina Duncan : You know, if you had been a couple of seconds later I would've been defiled by that creep.

  Kelly Garrett : Now, that's the first time I've ever heard you complain about that.

  Sabrina Duncan : Hey, he wasn't exactly Robert Redford, you know. If he had been Robert Redford, I might have said 'defile away'.

• Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  Now I'm going to have to hurry along, Angels. Work, work work.

  Sabrina Duncan : Another case, Charlie? Gee, I thought you just finished one.

  Charles Townsend : I did, and the last one really took a lot out of me.

  Charles Townsend : [cut to Charlie sitting in a hot tub while a woman in a pink bikini climbs out of a pool and into the tub]  But something else just came up, and you know how I put my heart into my work. Bye, Angels!

  Sabrina Duncan , Jill Munroe , Kelly Garrett : Goodbye Charlie!

• Jill Munroe : I guess we're in.

  Kelly Garrett : In this menagerie, I don't know if that's a good news or bad news.

• Jill Munroe : Oh, I forgot my bag.

  Kelly Garrett : I thought you were gonna take a memory class to stop forgetting things.

  Jill Munroe : Oh, that didn't work out too well. I kept forgetting which night the class was!