Charlie's Angels (TV Series)

The Mexican Connection (1976)

Jaclyn Smith: Kelly Garrett

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• Sabrina Duncan : Well, I knew you were fast, kiddo, but moving in as hostess for the big man on the first day has got to be a record.

  Kelly Garrett : Must be my bikini. This style's called 'Bottoms up'.

• Sabrina Duncan : Ok, I'll go with Jill, I know what we're looking for. Now you, eh, keep Bartone off our backs, ok?

  Kelly Garrett : It's not your backs he's after...

• Kelly Garrett : But Charlie, how did you manage to ski into a tree?

  Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  It was a matter of chivalry, Angel. Any woman who expends the effort to wiggle into a pair of pants that tight, deserves the full attention of every red blooded male on the slopes.

  Jill Munroe : Oh, let us know if anybody writes anything juicy on your cast, Charlie.

• Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  How's your breaststroke, Jill?

  Jill Munroe : Oh, I thought you'd never ask, Charlie.

  Kelly Garrett : Just swim in that water, Jill, don't drink it.

• Jill Munroe : Hey, do you know if Sabrina managed to sign on to 'move her tail' for Bartone's airline?

  Kelly Garrett : She did, but the way he looked her over I think he's after more than coffee, tea or milk.

• Jill Munroe : Right on schedule, stewardess Duncan.

  Sabrina Duncan : Only way to fly.

  [takes a sip from her wine] 

  Kelly Garrett : Tacky, Sabrina, very tacky.

  Sabrina Duncan : Thank you.

• Frank Bartone : Sorry, but I have to go the wine cellar.

  Kelly Garrett : I was hoping you'd consider attending to something more pressing, like you and I on the dance floor?

  Frank Bartone : It is very difficult to refuse an invitation like that, but I must for the moment.

• Peasant : I don't understand, I say 'Sweet Sue', I get wine, you pay me for wine?

  Kelly Garrett : That's how Henry Kissinger does it.

• John Bosley : Have formal charges been filed against Frank Bartone?

  Charles Townsend : [on speakerphone]  In spades, Bosley. The word is, Bartone couldn't even win a leniency appeal from a lady judge and an all woman jury.

  Kelly Garrett : Don't count on it.

• Kelly Garrett : You do lead an exciting life, Jill.

  Jill Munroe : Where would I have been without you?

  Kelly Garrett : Up to your peaches, baby!

  Jill Munroe : Oh, I know. He's waiting in the lobby for me now! I have to get in the car with him. Wonder what it's going to be like getting out of a car going forty miles an hour?

  Kelly Garrett : Count your blessings. Sabrina's entertaining him tonight at ten thousand feet!

• Jill Munroe : [re the wine cellar]  It may be locked, but I know where the key is.

  Kelly Garrett : You do get around, Jill.