Charmed (TV Series)

I Dream of Phoebe (2004)

Rose McGowan: Paige Matthews

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Quotes 

• Jinny : You think these crystals can hold me?

  [sticks her hand out and is zapped] 

  Paige : Nope. Not for long, that's why we're putting you back in your bottle.

  Jinny : When I form my empire, the first thing I'm gonna do is rid the world of witches.

  Paige : Oh yea? Well when you're back in your bottle, the first thing I'm gonna do is put you in the microwave. Haha! How do you like that?

  [turns and leaves] 

• Paige : [Leo and Piper are asleep on the couch and cannot be woken]  What's wrong with them?

  Chris : It's a long story.

  Paige : I don't know. Why don't you give me the Cliffnotes version.

  [Chris sighs] 

  Paige : Come on Chris! You and Leo and Phoebe have all been acting weird since before the demon attacked. What's goin' on?

  Chris : All right. I made a little wish.

  Paige : You did what?

  Chris : Two little wishes.

  Paige : Oh great! It's not bad enough that I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?

  Chris : For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.

  Paige : And?

  Chris : For Piper and Leo to sleep together.

  Paige : You! Oh my god. You're sick! What is wrong with you?

  Chris : No...

  Paige : You're disghusting! You're some creepy registered sex offender from the future! Oh my god you're so gross!

  Chris : I'm Piper and Leo's son!

  Paige : WHAT?

  Chris : They're my parents. I came back to save my family

  Paige : You're serious...

  Chris : Yea, only now I've got to save myself, because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.

  Paige : [sighs]  This is all so wrong, and this has been such a long day.

• Paige : Yeah, but don't you, um, need to go help Major Nelson?

• [Large diamond earrings appear on Paige's earlobes.] 

  Phoebe : [to Jinny]  Did you do that?

  Jinny : No, but they are lovely. Who conjured them for you?

  Paige : My boyfriend, Richard. He's been showering me with gifts all week.

  Phoebe : I thought you were gonna talk to him about binding his powers?

  Paige : I have... but every time I bring it up, I just get another present. Luxury problem, I know ! But still.

• Jinny : [about the demon Bosk]  You cannot handle him. Nobody can. He has a flying carpet and an army of forty thieves.

  Phoebe : Thirty-eight. I vanquished two.

  Paige : Let me guess. He wanted a crew and a nice ride?

• [Phoebe has just set a demon free from a genie's bottle] 

  Paige : What do you mean she didn't read the warning label?