Charmed (TV Series)

I Dream of Phoebe (2004)

Drew Fuller: Chris Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Chris : If Piper and Leo don't screw, I'm screwed!

• Phoebe : I've been calling for you all week. Didn't you hear me?

  Chris : For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on "mute".

• Phoebe : You can't just pop in here from the future and play with people's lives because your big brother picked on you.

  Chris : He picked on the WORLD, Phoebe.

• Chris : Oracles, fortune tellers, soothsayers they all say the same thing : if Mum and Dad don't screw this month... I'm screwed.

• Phoebe : I feel so bad.

  Chris : As well you should. If we don't do something soon, I can end up half fireman instead of half Whitelighter.

• Phoebe : You're the one that split them up. And why did you split them up?

  Chris : Leo had to become an Elder to make room for me as your Whitelighter. It was the only way I could protect Wyatt from turning evil.

  Phoebe : You're unbelievable ! I mean, most kids who are the cause of their parents divorce actually feel guilty. And you're sitting here like it's part of your master plan !

  Chris : I'm sensing some real issues there.

• Paige : [Leo and Piper are asleep on the couch and cannot be woken]  What's wrong with them?

  Chris : It's a long story.

  Paige : I don't know. Why don't you give me the Cliffnotes version.

  [Chris sighs] 

  Paige : Come on Chris! You and Leo and Phoebe have all been acting weird since before the demon attacked. What's goin' on?

  Chris : All right. I made a little wish.

  Paige : You did what?

  Chris : Two little wishes.

  Paige : Oh great! It's not bad enough that I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?

  Chris : For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.

  Paige : And?

  Chris : For Piper and Leo to sleep together.

  Paige : You! Oh my god. You're sick! What is wrong with you?

  Chris : No...

  Paige : You're disghusting! You're some creepy registered sex offender from the future! Oh my god you're so gross!

  Chris : I'm Piper and Leo's son!

  Paige : WHAT?

  Chris : They're my parents. I came back to save my family

  Paige : You're serious...

  Chris : Yea, only now I've got to save myself, because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.

  Paige : [sighs]  This is all so wrong, and this has been such a long day.

• [Under the influence of a spell, Leo is writing Chris a letter of apology] 

  Chris : Alright, alright, enough already ! You said you're sorry, let's just not go overboard.

  Leo Wyatt : Okay, but after everything I've put you through, I feel like I owe it to you.

  Chris : Honestly, a letter's not gonna mean a hell of a lot to me. I got plenty of them growing up.

• Piper Halliwell : What is this big emergency? Can't it wait an hour or... two?

  Chris : No, it can't. There's a demon on the loose, a genie running amok, AND it took me two wishes to get here.

• Phoebe : I never hit on you, did I?

  Chris : What? No!

  Phoebe : Oh, thank God.

• Chris : I'm sorry, Phoebe, but I'm running out of time here. A guy's gotta survive. I wish for Piper and Leo to sleep together tonight.