- Collector #1: [after being frozen by Piper and beaten up by Phoebe] Eric will be harder to get, now... he's being protected by a time-freezing witch.
- Collector #2: And Bruce Lee's little sister.
- [after learning Jack used his identical twin to see if Prue liked him]
- Prue Halliwell: [slaps Jack] That's for thinking you could get away with it.
- [Jeff laughs]
- Prue Halliwell: [slaps Jeff] And that's for thinking that you wouldn't get slapped.
- Piper Halliwell: With warlocks and demons coming out of the woodwork all the time, it's a wonder we trust anybody!