- Carla Tortelli: Oh, of course I'm going to resist. But all I have to do is be alone with him for a second and I melt.
- Diane Chambers: Then there's one simple solution, we shan't let you alone with him, right everyone?
- Everyone in the Bar: We shan't.
- Carla Tortelli: [pretending she's happy Nick took their son] I hardly even remember his name anymore.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Andy.
- Carla Tortelli: [bursts into tears] My baby!
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Aw geez, the first time I get one right!
- Carla Tortelli: You know, I never wanted to date Nick, but he won me over. I never wanted to sleep with him either, but he won me over. I didn't want to marry him, but he won me over. Our entire relationship has always been me saying no and him winning me over.