Cheers (TV Series)

Carla Loves Clavin (1991)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

Quotes 

• Sam Malone : [about the organizers changing the Miss Boston Barmaid contest to a skills based contest rather than chest size contest]  The whole contest has gone to hell. I mean, believe me, I really presented my case to the contest committee. Look, I made a graph, here, look at this.

  [Sam holds up a line graph, the points which are pretty consistently high except for one very low point] 

  Sam Malone : Now these are the bust measurements of all the winners since 1976, and almost to a woman, they're over a thirty-eight.

  Woody Boyd : What's this one that dips way down here?

  Sam Malone : Ah, that's the year Diane won.

• Woody Boyd : Carla, are you going to try out for this contest?

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : I don't think so.

  Woody Boyd : You heard Sam. It's not about looks this year.

• Woody Boyd : Boy, that Carla sure is smart, buttering up to Mr. Clavin so she'll win. I wish I had those smarts when I was doing the county fair circuit with my hog, Mirabelle. Rule number one: you gotta schmooze. You gotta go to the right parties, you gotta sell out. I wouldn't, so I brought Mirabelle home a loser. Broke my heart.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : How was Mirabelle?

  Woody Boyd : Not bad with applesauce.