Cheers (TV Series)
Cheers Fouls Out (1990)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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[Frasier and Lilith are talking about their sex life, which Frasier now sees as non-existent since Lilith is withholding it]
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Oh, for goodness sakes Frasier, we've been intimate several times this last month. Look at my day planner. We were together every night this weekend.
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : [looks in her day planner] Oh, good heavens, that wasn't you.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What do you mean it wasn't me?
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : I'm kidding. See? Look how tense you are. You wouldn't enjoy it anyway.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, fine. I don't want it anyway.
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : You do too.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I do not.
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Do so.
Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, I do.
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Well, you're not getting any. Oh, Frasier, isn't it enough that I'm doing it to your mind?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I've just been feeling a bit edgy these days.
Woody Boyd : Why is that, Dr. Crane?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well... Lilith, in her own dear, compulsive little way, made the mistake of asking me if I thought she looked fat.
Norm Peterson : And what did you say?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I told her she looked just fine.
Norm Peterson : Ooh, rookie mistake. So, uh, what kind of punishment are you getting?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, I'm not getting any.
Norm Peterson : Oh, you got off easy.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, I'm not *getting* any.
Norm Peterson : No, *you're* getting off *easy*.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier walks in the bar sees Norm working behind the bar to qualify for the employe basketball game vs Gary] Oh My God I'm in one of Norm's Dreams !