- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: That's no reason for you to be a cheater.
- Sam Malone: But you're the one who told me to cheat.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: No, I said to kill her. Cheating's wrong.
- Woody Boyd: Mom finally sent out Grandma Meg's pressure cooker, so last night I whipped up a batch of chili.
- Norm Peterson: Oh!
- Woody Boyd: Do you want to try some?
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec, Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane, Cliff Clavin, Norm Peterson, Dr. Frasier Crane, Pete: Oh yeah. Sure.
- Woody Boyd: From an old family recipe.
- Pete: Your Grandma's?
- Woody Boyd: Nah, this old family that lived down the road.
- Sam Malone: [after the pressure cooker blows up, destroys the tea room and he's splattered in chili, in shock] It was a accident.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Sammy, are you alright?
- Sam Malone: You ever have a pot of chili fly by your face at the speed of light?
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: No.
- Sam Malone: [shakes head] Don't.
- Norm Peterson: Look at the size of that hole in the wall.
- Cliff Clavin: Who could miss it?
- Norm Peterson: No, I mean the brick wall across the alley. That pressure cooker wanted OUT of here!