Cheers (TV Series)

Diane Meets Mom (1984)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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• Diane Chambers : Sam, I have to ask you a question. And promise you won't make a joke out of it, okay?

  Sam Malone : I promise. What's up?

  Diane Chambers : Do you think I'm crazy?

  Sam Malone : Yes.

  Diane Chambers : Now the joke is out of the way, will you help me? I know this is a strange question, but it's important. Do you think I'm... crazy?

  Sam Malone : Yes.

  Diane Chambers : You're incapable of a rational conversation, only flip remarks.

  Sam Malone : Wait a minute. Do you mean are you crazy, like seriously unbalanced, like losing your grasp on reality?

  Diane Chambers : Yes.

  Sam Malone : Oh, well, then... yes.

• Diane Chambers : I'm having dinner upstairs with Frasier and his mother. She's a seafood aficionado. I think she'll like the bouillabaisse at Melville's.

  Sam Malone : You're having dinner with Frasier's mother?

  Diane Chambers : You actually deduced I'm having dinner with Frasier and his mother when all I did was say it in your presence. No flash cards, no crib notes on your sleeve - uncanny.