- Norm Peterson: I love the Heifer. I don't know what I'm going to do without that place. It was like my home away from Cheers.
- Sam Malone: How's life treating you, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: Beats me... then he kicks me, and then leaves me for dead.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Cliff, do you want to shoot some stick?
- Cliff Clavin: Let's shoot some stick, doctor.
- Woody Boyd: [as Cliff and Frasier head to the pool room] Oh hey, before you go back there Dr. Crane, I should tell you that Carla's keeping a guard on the pool table.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Why's she doing that?
- Cliff Clavin: I guess she likes him.
- Sam Malone: [about Norm] Maybe we shouldn't say anything that'd remind him of the Hungry Heifer when he comes back. Maybe not say any words like beef or meat.
- Woody Boyd: What about 'meet' as in 'Let's meet for dinner tonight?'?
- Sam Malone: Yeah, that'd be fine, Woody.
- Woody Boyd: Great. Where did you want to go? Do you feel like Chinese?
- Sam Malone: You know, on second thought, maybe that's not a good idea.
- Woody Boyd: That's why I asked.