Cheers (TV Series)

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday (1985)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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• [as collateral, Diane hands over a book she bought for $500 of Sam's money] 

  Sam Malone : [incredulously]  God, it really is a book.

  Diane Chambers : It's a book, and a very valuable book. It's a first edition Hemingway.

  Sam Malone : [looks at the cover]  'The Sun Also Rises'. Boy, that's real profound.

  Diane Chambers : I purchased it for five hundred dollars, but I'm sure it's worth a great deal more. It's signed by Ernest Hemingway himself.

  Sam Malone : For five hundred bucks, you'd think Margaux Hemingway'd come over to your house and act it out for you.

• Diane Chambers : Sorry guys, I'm a little distracted tonight.

  Norm Peterson : Oh yeah, you got some problems Diane, or just the usual?

  Diane Chambers : What do you mean 'the usual'?

  Norm Peterson : Ah, you know, just how you usually are?

  Diane Chambers : How am I usually?

  Norm Peterson : So you're distracted, huh?

• Diane Chambers : [after Sam loans her $500]  Even so, it was hard to come in here and ask for this given our past physical relationship.

  Sam Malone : Yeah, kind of feels like you should be giving me the money, doesn't it.

• Diane Chambers : What's taking you so long?

  Sam Malone : Well, ah, I was just thinking...

  Diane Chambers : Say no more.

• Diane Chambers : Sam, go get it from the safe.

  Sam Malone : Yeah, see, all right, this may take a minute. Ah, the safe's... the combination's kind of complex.

  Diane Chambers : Don't you remember? It's your birthday.

  Sam Malone : It is?! Hell, I should be out there celebrating.

• Diane Chambers : I know what everyone is thinking: Diane Chambers' sensitivities aligned with Hemingway?

  Woody Boyd : Wow, that's really close!