Cheers (TV Series)
Simon Says (1987)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [about Dr. Simon Finch-Royce] We were students together when I was a Rhodes scholar.
Woody Boyd : Wow, you were a Rhodes scholar?
[Frasier nods affirmatively]
Woody Boyd : Tell me this, how come the stuff they fill in the potholes with is darker than the rest of the road?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I don't know Woody. I missed that day.
Woody Boyd : And now it's come back to haunt you.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : How was your flight?
Dr. Simon Finch-Royce : Oh, relatively crash-free.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah, Simon. Simon, I've signed a blank check. Now remember, no favors. I want you to fill out your regular fee.
Dr. Simon Finch-Royce : Well, as you wish. Thanks! Excuse me, I must dash back to the hotel.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, just for my ledger, what amount should I fill in?
Dr. Simon Finch-Royce : 1500 dollars.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Fine, 1500 dollars. Done.
[Simon leaves out the front door of Cheers]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [to himself] Pretentious limey bastard.
