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Quotes
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Diane Chambers : Good Lord, Sam, have you been swimming laps in that cologne of yours?
Sam Malone : [wiping his shoes] No, I just dropped the bottle all over the floor in there. Another two dollars and fifty-cents down the drain.
Diane Chambers : Ah, the big bottle.
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Diane Chambers : Is it possible that occasionally you people might spend an afternoon doing something that actually involves intelligent thought?
Sam Malone : Like what?
Diane Chambers : I can't conceive.
Carla Tortelli : And we can all breathe a sigh of relief for that.
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Diane Chambers : [after a rendition of a chicken she does airs on a serious public television program] I made an absolute ass of myself.
Norm Peterson : Oh, come on Diane, lighten up. It wasn't that bad, it really wasn't.
Woody Boyd : Heck no, I've known chickens who can't do that as well as you.
