Cheers (TV Series)

The Mail Goes to Jail (1985)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

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• Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : What would you say to a beer, Normie?

  Norm Peterson : "Daddy wuvs you."

• Larry : So Norm. Any luck impregnating Vera?

  Norm Peterson : I kind of miss the good old days when people used to ask me things like, "how are the Red Sox doing?", things like that.

  Larry : Well excuse me for caring.

  Norm Peterson : Yeah, I'm sorry Larry. I'm just a little edgy. You have to understand, I've gone an entire month with sex.

• Cliff Clavin : What happened to the heat, Coach?

  Diane Chambers : Oh, some minor malfunction that no one here is skilled enough to even attempt to fix.

  Norm Peterson : Diane, I resent that, I'm kind of a handy guy; I'll have you know, just the other day, I uh, changed one of them, uh... what do you call them?

  Carla Tortelli : A lightbulb?

  Norm Peterson : Lightbulb, there you go!

• Norm Peterson : You know, Cliffie, these are all on my way home

  [holding mail to be delivered] 

  Norm Peterson : . Let me drop these off for you, Cliffie. I gotta go home anyway.

  Cliff Clavin : Naw, Norm. You're not trained. You're not qualified.

  Norm Peterson : What qualified? You drop them in a slot. A chimp could do it.

  Cliff Clavin : No way. They did a study at the University of Michigan. The chimps were 32% slower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were better with customer relations and everything, but...