Cheers (TV Series)

The Mail Goes to Jail (1985)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Cliff Clavin : [after Cliff comes into the bar during the middle of his postal route, carrying his mail bag]  As long as I'm carrying this bag, there's one thing that will never touch these lips.

  Carla Tortelli : You mean there's something that wants to?

• Cliff Clavin : What happened to the heat, Coach?

  Diane Chambers : Oh, some minor malfunction that no one here is skilled enough to even attempt to fix.

  Norm Peterson : Diane, I resent that, I'm kind of a handy guy; I'll have you know, just the other day, I uh, changed one of them, uh... what do you call them?

  Carla Tortelli : A lightbulb?

  Norm Peterson : Lightbulb, there you go!