- Kelly Gaines: Sam?
- Sam Malone: Yeah?
- Kelly Gaines: You're invited to come Saturday too. After all, you're almost a member of the family. Mother, Sam was the one who introduced Woody and me.
- Sam Malone: Actually, no I didn't.
- Kelly Gaines: You didn't?
- Sam Malone: No.
- Kelly Gaines: Well gee, it'd be rude to uninvite you now, so I, I guess we're stuck. Well, we'll see ya.
- [the family gathers for a picture.]
- Photographer: Okay, ready? One...two...
- [Roxane pinches Woody's rear.]
- Woody Boyd: Woop! Sorry, it's just that where I'm from, everybody says "Woop" just before their picture is taken.
- Photographer: Okay, do it again. One...two...three.
- everybody: Woop!
- [Woody is trying to choose a tie to wear to meet Kelly's mom for the first time]
- Sam Malone: Woody, it doesn't make any difference what kind of tie you wear. When it comes to mothers, it's what you've got underneath that counts.
- Woody Boyd: Oh well, I'm wearing clean shorts.