Clueless (TV Series)
Driving Me Crazy (1996)
Rick Overton: Mr. Dunny
Quotes
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Mr. Dunny : [opening lines] Now, class, in order for you to become members of the driving community, you're going to have to actually read and memorize this.
[displays driver handbook]
Jasmine : Guys, listen to this. Left turn from a two-way street onto a one-way street, right turn from a one-way street to a two-way street.
[sighs]
Jasmine : This is supposed to make sense?
Cher Horowitz : Jas, you just transferred here from New York...
[becomes voiceover:]
Cher Horowitz : I think she is still a little jet-lagged.
Sean Holiday : Ah, Mr. Dunny, when I get to a T-intersection, am I allowed to make a U-turn, because that's two different letters?
[class laughs]
Mr. Dunny : I know this might seem complicated, and I wish I had a lot of big, fuzzy puppets to explain it to you all, but I don't, so instead, we're just gonna go straight to our first training film, Wheels of Tragedy.
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Mr. Dunny : [at stop sign] Okay, now we are just going to sit here and wait patiently for these cars to clear.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Which cars? Oh, I hate this! This whole intersection thing is lame!
Jasmine : [leaning over from back seat] Okay. Dee, first of all, calm down. Okay?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Okay.
Jasmine : Right. Do you see the cars there on your left-hand side?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Yeah.
Jasmine : What you're gonna do, is you're gonna wait for them to clear...
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Mm.
Jasmine : ...and then you're gonna show 'em your business, babe. Just go on ahead.
[Dee waits, the cars clear]
Jasmine : Okay. Okay, go!
[Dee's well-heeled foot hits the gas pedal, and the car pulls away, executing a perfect turn]
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Mr. Dunny : [waiting for learner driver to pull away] Okay, Cher, the coast is clear, let's go!
[no response]
Mr. Dunny : Cher?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Come on, Cher, you are fully capable.
[as Cher stammers an excuse, reminding her:]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I did it.
Jasmine : Cher, are you feeling a little un-confident?
Mel Horowitz : [his angry face in Cher's mind] Never again, Cher, never again!
Cher Horowitz : [defeated look] I, uhm... I'm feeling kinda car-sick. I don't think I can drive... today. I can't drive today.
[gets out of the car]