Clueless (TV Series)

Kiss Me Kip (1996)

Wallace Shawn: Mr. Hall

Quotes 

• Amber Mariens : [regarding the rime of The Ancient Mariner]  Mr. Hall, I think it's like this Alaia I bought last year, and I have never worn, and it just hangs in my closet, because every time I go to put it on, the color is like... mud. I... I know exactly how the poor mariner must have felt.

  [sits down] 

  Mr. Hall : [the class doesn't get it]  Let's just go back to the poem. Oh, and now, let's not forget our special little rule.

  [Sean has a portable TV] 

  Mr. Hall : No General Hospital while we're in session.

  Sean Holiday : But... but Mr. Hall, we need to know if Jax is gonna stay with Brenda after his secret marriage to Miranda has been revealed. You see, it's just now getting juicy.

  Amber Mariens : Yeah.

  Mr. Hall : [undeterred, reading from the book]  It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three...

  Cher Horowitz : [voiceover]  While Mr. Hall was droning on and on about a guy with a dead sea-gull around his neck, I couldn't take my mind off poor Kip.

  Kip Killmore : [Cher's daydream, awards ceremony]  And I never would have gotten here if Cher Horowitz hadn't warned me about Summer. And showed me what true, selfless love really meant. Mrs. Kilmore...

  [extending his trophy towards her] 

  Kip Killmore : This one's for you.

  Cher Horowitz : [thinks:]  Oh, he's so flawless. I wonder where he is right now?

  [consults the appointment book, pulls in her breath] 

  Cher Horowitz : He's with Daddy! I wonder what they're meeting about? It must be something really selfless and heroic.