Coach (TV Series)
A Fox by Any Other Name (1997)
Shelley Fabares: Christine Armstrong
Quotes
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Coach Hayden Fox : Gus! Gus, that's a good one. You always trust a 'Gus'.
Christine Armstrong : I dated a 'Gus'.
Coach Hayden Fox : You did?
Christine Armstrong : No, but I wanted him off the list.
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Coach Hayden Fox : Duke.
Christine Armstrong : Duke? 'Duke' sounds like a dog's name.
Coach Hayden Fox : Duke, it's Latin for 'leader'.
Christine Armstrong : So he's the lead dog.
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Coach Hayden Fox : What's your favorite 'E' name?
Christine Armstrong : Ethan.
Coach Hayden Fox : No old boyfriends.
Christine Armstrong : I also like 'Ezekiel'. We could call him 'Zeke'. I never dated a 'Zeke'.
Coach Hayden Fox : Well, no one named 'Ezekiel' has ever had a date.
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Christine Armstrong : I'm not sure he really looks like a 'Luther'.
Coach Hayden Fox : Gosh, I don't know, honey. Look at him just laying there, not doing much at all, waiting for us to feed him, drooling. If that's not a 'Luther', I don't know what is.
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Christine Armstrong : Is that all little boys do, make fun of each other's names?
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Only if they're good with rhymes.
Christine Armstrong : Then you can make fun of any name.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Not 'Luther'. 'Luther' is playground-safe. No one ever made fun of the name 'Luther'. Me, yeah, but not the name. 'Van Dam', that's a livin' hell.
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Christine Armstrong : 27 people recommended that we use that name, so your friend Rudy...
Coach Hayden Fox : Has to buy 27 season tickets, ha ha ha.
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Coach Hayden Fox : A whole bunch of people suggested 'Timothy David'.
Christine Armstrong : Why?
Coach Hayden Fox : The initials, T.D., touchdown.
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Larry : What if Tim had been a girl?
Coach Hayden Fox , Christine Armstrong : Well, I always liked the name 'Emily'.
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Coach Hayden Fox : The results of Rudy Patton's 'Name the baby' contest are in.
Christine Armstrong : Really?
Coach Hayden Fox : Yeah. Gosh, people had a lot of fun with this. How about 'Owen', as in 0 and 16.