- Coach Hayden Fox: Gus! Gus, that's a good one. You always trust a 'Gus'.
- Christine Armstrong: I dated a 'Gus'.
- Coach Hayden Fox: You did?
- Christine Armstrong: No, but I wanted him off the list.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Duke.
- Christine Armstrong: Duke? 'Duke' sounds like a dog's name.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Duke, it's Latin for 'leader'.
- Christine Armstrong: So he's the lead dog.
- Coach Hayden Fox: What's your favorite 'E' name?
- Christine Armstrong: Ethan.
- Coach Hayden Fox: No old boyfriends.
- Christine Armstrong: I also like 'Ezekiel'. We could call him 'Zeke'. I never dated a 'Zeke'.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Well, no one named 'Ezekiel' has ever had a date.
- Christine Armstrong: I'm not sure he really looks like a 'Luther'.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Gosh, I don't know, honey. Look at him just laying there, not doing much at all, waiting for us to feed him, drooling. If that's not a 'Luther', I don't know what is.
- Christine Armstrong: Is that all little boys do, make fun of each other's names?
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: Only if they're good with rhymes.
- Christine Armstrong: Then you can make fun of any name.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: Not 'Luther'. 'Luther' is playground-safe. No one ever made fun of the name 'Luther'. Me, yeah, but not the name. 'Van Dam', that's a livin' hell.
- Christine Armstrong: 27 people recommended that we use that name, so your friend Rudy...
- Coach Hayden Fox: Has to buy 27 season tickets, ha ha ha.
- Coach Hayden Fox: A whole bunch of people suggested 'Timothy David'.
- Christine Armstrong: Why?
- Coach Hayden Fox: The initials, T.D., touchdown.
- Larry: What if Tim had been a girl?
- Coach Hayden Fox, Christine Armstrong: Well, I always liked the name 'Emily'.
- Coach Hayden Fox: The results of Rudy Patton's 'Name the baby' contest are in.
- Christine Armstrong: Really?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Yeah. Gosh, people had a lot of fun with this. How about 'Owen', as in 0 and 16.