- Doris Sherman: All my children are grown up and I don't seem them much any more. But when they were young... well, I didn't see them much then either. And I don't have any grandchildren. At least i don't think I do. No, somebody would have called and told me.
- Coach Hayden Fox: If I can get Dauber through college in 8 years, I ought to be able to teach my son to walk and talk in a week.
- Christine Armstrong: Do you think you could take Tim to his 'Mommy and Me' class?
- Coach Hayden Fox: 'Mommy and Me' class?
- Christine Armstrong: Well, they just call it that. It's actually more like a gym for little kids.
- Coach Hayden Fox: A gym. Oh, you want me to take him for a workout.