Coach (TV Series)
Running on Empty (1993)
Shelley Fabares: Christine Armstrong
Quotes
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Christine Armstrong : How long did it take you and Beth to conceive Kelly?
Coach Hayden Fox : What does that got to do with anything?
Christine Armstrong : Well, I just want to know.
Coach Hayden Fox : I don't know. It was a long time ago. I don't remember.
Christine Armstrong : I'm just asking. Was it the first time or the fourth or the sixth or...
Coach Hayden Fox : Well I don't know. It was our wedding night. It could have been the first or the fourth or the sixth.
Christine Armstrong : You and Beth made love six times on your wedding night?
Coach Hayden Fox : It was different back then. We didn't have cable.
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Christine Armstrong : Sperm vacuuming?
Coach Hayden Fox : It turns out that not only do I not have enough of them, but the ones I do have are dusty.