Coach (TV Series)
The Stand-In (1994)
Craig T. Nelson: Coach Hayden Fox
Quotes
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Coach Hayden Fox : I've got to wear a cooling device in my pants in Minnesota in the middle of winter!
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Lab Technician : The sperm is delivered frozen. It can either be administered by the woman's doctor or she can choose to do it herself.
Coach Hayden Fox : Should she defrost it first?
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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : [looking at sperm donor profiles] Here we go, international businessman. He's got an IQ of 145, curly red hair...
Coach Hayden Fox : No no, don't want a kid with curly red hair.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : What's wrong with curly red hair?
Coach Hayden Fox : That's okay if it's a girl. If it's a boy, he's just gonna get beat up all the time.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Okay, how about a nuclear physicist?
Coach Hayden Fox : Mutated genes.
Coach Hayden Fox : Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist?
Coach Hayden Fox : Alcoholic.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : Mathematics professor?
Coach Hayden Fox : Nope. Chalk in his hair, can't remember his own phone number.