Coach (TV Series)
The Tight End (1995)
Jerry Van Dyke: Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam
Quotes
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Coach Hayden Fox : You can't be on the sidelines looking like that.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I tell ya what I'll do. I'll put a black stripe down one side, a yellow stripe down the other side, and then I'll look like those crazy Breakers fans in the upper deck.
Coach Hayden Fox : Good, then you go sit with them.
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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I've got nothing to hide rom you. You've seen me naked.
Coach Hayden Fox : Yeah I remember. It's the only sick day I've ever taken.