The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Theo's Gift (1989)

Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable

Quotes 

• Cliff : This is not Burger King. You can't have it your way!

• Justine Phillips : I've just been trying to impress upon him that a hard-working woman loves a hard-working man.

  Theo Huxtable : And I am listening.

  Cliff : I want you to marry him and I'll pay for the wedding.

• Cliff : [watches Theo and Justine kiss]  That's terrible! That's the way old people kiss.

• Cliff : That does not look like studying.

  Justine Phillips : No, I was just rewarding Theo for knowing his mythology.

  Cliff : Rewarding? That's the wonderful thing about being a human being. See, if you were a seal, you'd get a sardine.