Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Extreme Aggressor (2005)
Mandy Patinkin: Jason Gideon
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Quotes
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Derek Morgan : [breaking into an encrypted computer] In six tries?
Jason Gideon : Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Samuel Beckett.
Derek Morgan : Try not. Do or do not.
Dr. Spencer Reid : [Gideon looks confused] Yoda.
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Jason Gideon : [putting his hands in the air] Go ahead, shoot me.
Tim Vogel : You think I'm stupid?
Jason Gideon : I think you're an absolute moron.
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Jason Gideon : [voiceover] Joseph Conrad said "The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."
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Jason Gideon : [voiceover] Nietzsche once said, "If you look long enough into an abyss, the abyss looks into you.
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Jason Gideon : Emerson said, "All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle
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Jason Gideon : I know all about you, Tim. You're at the gym five times a week. You drive a flashy car, you stink of cologne, and you can't get it up. Not even Viagra's working for you. You know what that tells me? That tells me you are hopelessly compensating, and it's not just in your head. It is physical. What did the girls call you in high school? What'd they come up with when you fumbled your way into some girl's pants and she started laughing when she got a good look at just how little you had to offer?
Tim Vogel : Shut up!
Jason Gideon : Short Stack? Very Little Vogel? I got it: Tiny Tim.
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Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : This is Special Agent Spencer Reid.
Jason Gideon : Doctor Reid.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Doctor Reid, our expert in just about everything.
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Derek Morgan : Reid, are you good with this? We've got a woman who's only got a few hours left to live, an incomplete profile and a Unit Chief on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
[Gideon comes in from behind him]
Jason Gideon : They don't call them nervous breakdowns anymore.
Dr. Spencer Reid : It's called a "Major Depressive Episode."
Derek Morgan : I know!
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Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Hey
Jason Gideon : You and Haley picked the baby's name yet?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : You know, it's funny. Haley liked the name Charles, but, you know... all I could think of
Jason Gideon : Uh, Manson!
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Then there was Henry...
Jason Gideon : Lee Lucas
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : And Jeffrey...
Jason Gideon : Dahmer?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : There's just too many of them!
Jason Gideon : Kind of hard to feel good about catching one of them when you know there're 50 more of them still out there!
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Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Is it true what he said about CPR? I mean... I didn't know...
Jason Gideon : Want statistics on CPR? Ask Reid!
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Jason Gideon : [mid quote] Winston Churchill said: "The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you will see"
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Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Well, we got the Jeep right
Jason Gideon : And everything else wrong!
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Derek Morgan : They want you back in the saddle! You're ready?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Looks like medical leave is over, boss
Jason Gideon : Are you sure they want me?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : [Nods yes] The order came from the director
Jason Gideon : Well, we'd better get started!