The Critic (TV Series)
A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera (1994)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Quotes
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[Duke has just revamped Jay's show in an attempt to raise ratings, with Jay acting as a ventriloquist's dummy]
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : Welcome to "Coming Attractions." I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and this is Little Knothead.
Jay Sherman : This is so demeaning. I have a PhD in film!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : Okay, Dr. Knothead, why don't you sing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" while I drink a glass of water.
Jay Sherman : [singing] John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt / That's my name too! I spit in the water.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : [spits water] Knothead!
Franklin Sherman : [the Shermans are watching] Didn't we used to have a Knothead doll?
Eleanor Sherman : That was our son!