The Critic (TV Series)
A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera (1994)
Charles Napier: Duke Phillips
Quotes
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Judge : Don't answer the question!
Duke Phillips : Dammit, I'm going to answer the question! Yes, I sold the mustard gas to Gaddafi!
Prosecutor : Sir, this is the Jay Sherman trial.
Duke Phillips : I... Mean... oh, mustard... gives me gas, as does taffy.
Judge : I have the same trouble with fresh fruit.
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Duke Phillips : Jay, your butt saved my butt. And I hope that's the only interaction they'll ever have.
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Duke Phillips : [shouting from office window] Hey, idiot, you're fired!
Reporter : I'm off like a prom dress!