The Critic (TV Series)
Dial 'M' for Mother (1994)
Jon Lovitz: Jay Sherman, Michael Dukakis
Quotes
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Jay Sherman : Geraldo, this is my father, Franklin.
[hands over a piece of paper]
Jay Sherman : I've prepared a list of softball questions you can lob at him.
Geraldo Rivera : Franklin, my name is Geraldo. Can you say Geraldo?
Franklin : Raldo.
Geraldo Rivera : Good. You mind if we talk?
Franklin : The time for talk is past! Now is the time for action!
Geraldo Rivera : [looks at Jay's list] I hear you can say your name backwards. Is that true?
Franklin : Nilknarf!
Geraldo Rivera : What's your favorite food in the whole wide world?
Franklin : Nilknarf!
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Jay Sherman : [finishing a movie review] ... and that is why Goldie Hawn should be shot!
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Duke Phillips : I'm giving you five days of my time to turn you around.
Jay Sherman : Well, what if five days isn't enough?
Duke Phillips : Son, I only spent three days with a young man named Bill Clinton, and look at him now!
Jay Sherman : Maybe you should've taken four.
Duke Phillips : Yeah...
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Jay Sherman : ...And that's why I'm glad The Beatles broke up!
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Jay Sherman : You don't think I'm gay, do you?
Doris : No man in his right mind would sleep with you.
Jay Sherman : Thank you!
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Jay Sherman : [finishing a movie review] ... and that's why Goldie Hawn should be shot!