The Critic (TV Series)

Dial 'M' for Mother (1994)

Doris Grau: Doris Grossman

Quotes 

• Doris : What could you do with me in five days?

  Duke Phillips : Honey, I could make you Mrs. Ernest Borgnine.

  Doris : Pass!

• Jay Sherman : You don't think I'm gay, do you?

  Doris : No man in his right mind would sleep with you.

  Jay Sherman : Thank you!