The Critic (TV Series)

Dr. Jay (1994)

Charles Napier: Duke Phillips

Quotes 

• Duke Phillips : Thank you, Jay. After I die, you can eat my brain. It will give you power.

• Jay Sherman : What if we find a cure for your disease, like in that film, "Lorenzo's Oil"?

  Duke Phillips : Isn't that the picture you called a mixture of fantasy and crap?

  Jay Sherman : Yes! I dubbed it "Fantacrap"!

• Duke Phillips : Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, the goat god.

• Duke Phillips : [on the phone with Webster's Dictionary]  How bout that other word I invented, "Duke-licious?" No one's using it? What a "Duke-tastrophe... "