The Critic (TV Series)
L.A. Jay (1994)
Billy Crystal: Gary Grossman
Quotes
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Jay Sherman : All right, it's just you and me. Now what did you think of my script?
Gary Grossman : It was excrement.
Jay Sherman : Did you say "it was excellent?"
Gary Grossman : It was crummy.
Jay Sherman : Did you say "it was yummy?"
Gary Grossman : It was an awful piece of junk that made me want to puke all night.
Jay Sherman : Did you say "it was an awesome piece of spunk that you want to shoot tonight?"
Gary Grossman : It was a bilious piece of dirt that made cry out in pain.
Jay Sherman : Did you say "it was a brilliant piece of work, and you'll fly me out to Spain? Where we'll meet King Juan Carlos and drink sangria all night?"
Gary Grossman : You piece of blech.