The Critic (TV Series)
Miserable (1994)
Jon Lovitz: Jay Sherman, Man with moustache
Quotes
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Jay Sherman : So, how was prison?
Jay's No.1 Fan : Well, the treated me pretty bad at first, but... then they found out I tried to kill a film critic. You know, in Texas, it's not even a crime.
Jay Sherman : I'm well aware. At the Houston Film Festival, only half of us got out alive!
[laughs]
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Jay Sherman : Lady, don't take this the wrong way, but you're nuts!
Old Lady : Oh, you sound just like the toaster.
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Jay Sherman : Next year, you could be head of this studio.
Security Guard : No, last year I was head of the studio. A twelve-picture deal with Shelly Long seemed like a good idea...
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Jay Sherman : Jeremy, you're just an actor! You don't know how to use that thing!
Jeremy : It's just a gun for god's sakes, not a bloody Xerox machine!
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[Reviewing Dr. Haing S. Ngor in "The Killing Fields"]
Jay Sherman : If you ask me, he should've gone to the "Acting Fields"!