The Critic (TV Series)

Sherman, Woman and Child (1995)

Sam McMurray: Cyrus Tompkins

Quotes 

• Cyrus Tompkins : I wanna thank you for helping my wife and my little girl. It's, eh, more than I did.

  Jay Sherman : Well, there are are a lot of people who would've done what I did. They're called putzes!

  Cyrus Tompkins : Hm. I like pepperoni on my putzes.

  Jay Sherman : I'll bet you do.

• Cyrus Thompkins : Fine, I'll come back tomorrow, you think it over and you talk about it with your little gay friend.

  Alice Thompkins : Jay is not gay!

  Jay Sherman : [offscreen]  Thank you! Not that I've been eavesdropping...

• [Alice's estranged, philandering husband tries to woo her back with singing] 

  Cyrus Thompkins : [singing]  Lover, without you there's no other...

  Jay Sherman : [interrupting, singing]  Give him a chance, he'll do your mother.