The Critic (TV Series)

Sherman, Woman and Child (1995)

Charles Napier: Duke Phillips

Quotes 

• Jay Sherman : Boss, this is my assistant, Alice Tompkins. She's the one who really turned my show around.

  Alice Tompkins : It's nice to meet you, sir. I'll never forget the speech you gave at my high school graduation. "I just drank two bottles of tequila. My wife doesn't know I'm here. Any of you girls over 18?"

  Duke Phillips : I still give that speech today. You know, Southern people like us have to work extra hard here in New York. People hear the way we talk and just assume we're illiterate country bumpkins!

  [Duke hits a button on his desk. A door opens to reveal a jug band consisting of mechanical bears] 

  Bears : [to the tune of "Camptown Races"]  We're the bears who sing for Duke / Doo-dah, Doo-dah / Drinking moonshine 'til we puke / All the doo-dah - HIC!

  Duke Phillips : [laughing]  Big, dumb, belching bear!