The Critic (TV Series)

Siskel & Ebert & Jay & Alice (1995)

Rex Reed: Rex Reed

Quotes 

• [Jay plays his answering machine] 

  Gene Siskel : [on machine]  Hey, Jay! It's Gene Siskel. I've decided I'd like YOU to be my partner. Let me know if you're game so I can tell Rex Reed to get lost.

  [beep] 

  Roger Ebert : [on machine]  Jay, it's Roger Ebert. How'd you like to be my new partner? Give me a call so I can get Rex Reed out of my hair.

  [beep] 

  Rex Reed : [on machine]  Jay, it's Rex Reed. I don't care if you got the job. I've got a NEW partner.

  [a monkey screeches on the tape] 

  Rex Reed : [on machine, proudly]  That's right, Pauline Kael!