- Franklin Sherman: I was president of a trucker's union for a while. That reminds me... there's a lot of money and some dead bodies buried in the back yard!
- Jay Sherman: [Driving a truck] Alright, I've got my books, now I've got to get back to New York. Can't stop for anything!
- [passes a broken down truck that reads 'French Chef's convention" and a group of French Chef's crying 'Help Us']
- Roadside Farmer: [Jay gasps] Meet Ingmar Bergman, 25 cents!
- Jay Sherman: [Disappointed] Oh...
- [Keeps on driving]
- Roadside Farmer: [to Bergman] Well, you'd best get back to the peanut patch with Polanski and Bertolucci.