- Zoey Woodbine: Dad and Louise really seem to be hitting it off.
- Rachel Blanders: They sure do.
- Zoey Woodbine: They've been talking for 20 minutes and Louise is still awake.
- Ira Woodbine: Zoey? Who is Louise, and why am I talking to her?
- Zoey Woodbine: Well, she's a Professor looking for a nice normal guy, and you're a... guy. And I thought I'd fix you up.
- Zoey Woodbine: Before you say anything, she loves your writing. She thinks it's every bit as depressing as Kafka.
- Rachel Blanders: What are we going to do?
- Kevin Blanders: Nothing.
- Rachel Blanders: Nothing?
- Rachel Blanders: Have you become such a spineless toady that you're willing to let somebody steal from my mother for the sake of your job?
- Kevin Blanders: You betcha. This is our future. We're adults and we'll deal with this in an adult manner. Now bring out the Clown Cake.